Seminars

Eat, drink, loaf and be marry on government funds openly,
Everyone enjoying symposium rides socially and politically;
No work and stress from top to boss permanently,
In the evening no time limit to gloss or cross nervously.
Free to bunk the classes and duties shamelessly,
Boost about merit and work aggressively.
Can miss out post lunch sessions easily and politely,
Scores of delegates take a nap silently or stealthily.

Unmindful paper readers wake them scarily or rarely;
In seminars and conferences all, react fake and politely.
Theme or topics have no relevance and importance educationally,
Food, links and amusement most potent weapons naturally,
Trophies, gifts and freeloading make conference great academically;
In difficult presentations, everybody is late accidentally or genuinely.